The Gossip Communist
last updated 10/01/12

Who Am I?

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a Nazi; I am a Communist meaning one who believes in Communism.  If you look up the word communism you'll find this:

  1. Communism
    1. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people.

Now, I've changed the meaning of the word to fit myself so I've stretched the meaning just a bit.  My goal as a Gossip Communist is to spread rumors about 3eb, some true, some not so true.  I am Communist in the name of 3eb because I whole heartedly believe that we as fans own the band and I think that it sucks that they rarely come to the east coast where I currently reside.  I believe that WE OWN 3eb and that they should be EQUALLY shared by the FANS!  That means for every show you do on the West Coast, you do one on the East Coast.  I can go on and on all day about this, but I think you catch my drift.

Here is some more about me:

Name: Commie


AIM: GossipCommunist

Gender: Female

Age: Too young to drink, too old to fuck a minor.

Location: New York

What I'm Like: Think of me as the illegitimate child of Dave Barry and Oscar the Grouch.

Most Common Misconception People Have About Me: I don't hate Stephan. I love the bastard and certainly do appreciate him, but somebody's got to bust his balls every once in awhile and keep him humble.

Should You Be Upset About The Things I Say?: Not really. Not unless I'm directing my comments towards you. But why should you care about other people's opinions anyway? Be your own man! Unless you're a woman. Stuff a sock down your pants and pretend.

Should Stephan Be Upset About The Things I Say?: Probably. Hopefully he'll see the humor in my wisdom, and not seek revenge, but if he did, I can't say I blame him.

Am I Jen?: No.

No, Really?: Yes, really. End of story.

Why You Should Like Me Anyway: Because the 3eb community is all about love, and you should embrace me as one of your own. Or at the very least, an adopted child you care for almost as much as your real children.

And please have the decency not to pass on any of your dirty diseases.

My idols, both Communist:

Joseph Stalin Karl Marx

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